Top 30 toasts

1. “Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.”
2. “I have known many, liked not a few, loved only one. I toast to you.”
3. “Albert Einsten said that gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.”
4. “May you share everything with your husband, including the housework.”
5. “Here’s to the groom, a man who keeps his head though he loses his heart.”
6. “About your honeymoon: it’s a short period between dating and debting.”
7. “Happy marriages begin when we marry the one we love, and they blossom when we love the one we married.”
8. “Remember that if you ever put your marital problems on the back burner they are sure to boil over.”
9. “If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.” Anne Bradstreet
10. “It doesn’t matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home!”
11. “The love we give away is the only love we keep.”
12. “May for better or worse be better than worse.”
13. “A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here’s to these beautiful bridesmaids.”
14. “May your troubles be less and your blessings be more. And nothing but happiness come through your door.”
15. “She knows all about me and loves me just the same.”
16. “Let’s drink to love, which is nothing unless it’s divided by two.”
17. “She’s a lovely bride, a great person and she deserves a good husband. You were smart to marry her before she finds one!”
18. “To the wings of love. May they never lose a feather, but soar up to the sky above and last and last forever.”
19. “Here are some words to love by: love to one, friendship to many and goodwill to all.”
20. “Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.”
21. “May you both live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.”
22. “Here’s to matrimony, the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented.”
23. “Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward in the same direction.”
24. “May you live to learn well and learn to live well.”
25. “Always remember those three magic words that will keep your marriage strong and your wife by your side. ‘You’re right, dear.’”
26. “Two secrets to a happy marriage: A good sense of humour and a short memory!”
27. “May the most you wish for be the least you get.”
28. “To our best friends who know the most about us but refuse to believe it.”
29. “May your love be a thousand miles long but comes in six inch installments.”
30. “I loved you yesterday. I love you more today. And I will love you forever.”